My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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