i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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