Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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