Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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