I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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