Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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