Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
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Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
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Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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