worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
She needs sedatives and a leash
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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