it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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