they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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