Pregnant stripper...not hot.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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