ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
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I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
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I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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