At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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