She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
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So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
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Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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