You can't special order awesome
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize
