it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
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I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
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First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
dude. I can hear the air.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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