This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
A+ Viking dick
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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