we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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