im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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