I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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