I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
honey bunches of taint.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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