What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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