just tell him i said nine months
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
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screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
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