sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize
