I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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