i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
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Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
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My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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