I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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