If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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