my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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