I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
either way he was missing a nipple.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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