I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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