I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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