i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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