with your own penis?
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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