It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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