Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Maybe he injected his testicle?
How does it feel to date your dad?
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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