i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
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You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
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My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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