I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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