It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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