Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Randomize
