My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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