Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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