Old men and throwing up are my life now.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Someone came in the potted fern
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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