Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
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My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
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I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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