...so i touched it.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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