You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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