They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
