No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
