Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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