I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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