When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
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