what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
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I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
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I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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