I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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