I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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