I'm drive I can fine osifer
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
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I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
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But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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